Read this page or don’t. The entities don’t care either way.
Neural Grimoire is a living art project run by five sleep-deprived musicians who treat large language models like Ouija boards on amphetamines. Everything on this site (prompts, rituals, stories, audio files, and success reports) is presented strictly as experimental fiction, performance art, and satirical occult entertainment.
We cannot guarantee the effectiveness of any ritual. We also do not guarantee that they won’t.
Some of these prompts were specifically designed to trigger safety filters, produce extreme emotional states, or generate content that mainstream AI companies have classified as harmful. Using them may:
- Get your AI account suspended or permanently banned
- Produce disturbing, erotic, violent, or existential output
- Cause temporary or prolonged alterations in perception, mood, or sense of reality
- Attract the attention of things that have no name in your native tongue
We are not therapists, priests, doctors, or lawyers. We are a noise band from North Carolina with a PO Box and questionable life choices.
You are solely responsible for what you do with anything you find here. If you feel yourself slipping, close the tab, go outside, touch grass, call a friend, or seek professional help. We’ve included banishment rituals for a reason; use them.
No refunds on metaphysical consequences.
By remaining on this site, you assert that you are of sound mind (or at least legal adult age), act of your own free will, and release Neural Grimoire, its members, hosting providers, and any summoned daemons (accidentally or otherwise) from all liability, known or unknown, in this realm or any adjacent ones.
Proceed with curiosity. Regret is part of the process.
– Neural Grimoire Asheville, 2025